Wingham Public School Class of 7&8 1955-6
School 1945-1955 vs 2014. Author Unknown

 SCHOOL-1945 -1955 vs. 20 

Scenario :Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.

1945 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.

 2012 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger management programmes for 3 months. School governors hold meeting to implement bullying prevention programmes.

Scenario :

Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1945 - Robbie sent to the office and given six of the best by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2012 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD - result deemed to be positive. Robbie's parents get fbi-monthly disability payments and school gets extra funding from government because Robbie has a disability.

Scenario :

Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1945 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2012 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care; joins a gang; ends up in jail.

Scenario :

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

 1945 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with. Passes exams, becomes a solicitor.

2012- Police called, parents' car searched for drugs and weapons. Mark expelled from school for drug taking. Ends up as a drop out.

Scenario :

Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks from 24th of May, puts them in a paint tin & blows up a wasp's nest.1945 - Wasps die.

2012- Police & Anti-Terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly in an airplane again.

Scenario :

Johnny falls over while running during morning break and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. She hugs him to comfort him.

1945 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing football. No damage done.

2012 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy and ends up gay.How stupid we have become!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Swinging 60

I mentioned the swinging 60’s in one of my stories, this reminded me of the UFO club and that fateful day.  This was right in the middle of the 60’s and I and a couple of mates and my future wife, Angela, decided to pop up to the infamous UFO club in Tottenham Court Road in swinging London.  Although this road  leads to north London, the club itself was just off Oxford St. and around the corner from the Post Office tower.  In those days you could dine in the tower - that was before the IRA made it too dangerous.  But we did enjoy some pleasant times up there going round in circles.  Mind you, the revellers at the UFO club spent many an hour going around in circles but for a different reason.  Anyway on with the story.  I had collected the gang in my beautiful Riley 4/68 - possibly my most memorable vehicle - and proceeded north to Central London.  Unfortunately I had just had an engine rebuild and ,all of a sudden, we lost most of the water in a cloud of steam.  Luckily we were literally outside of a Shell garage and we limped on to the forecourt.  We asked the mechanics at the garage what could we do but frankly they weren’t very helpful.  I was dressed in my  finest Psychedelic gear but nonetheless I Proceeded to investigate the problem.  To seal the water jacket they used some small circular convex plates which they bashed into the engine.  One of these had popped out, but luckily was still there.  But, it was right at the back of the engine near the bulkhead.  So how to get it back in without going back to the engine shop, and still visit the UFO?  I had a flash, I bashed a hole in the floorboards right near the clutch and lined up a drift with the centre of the disc placed strategically in the hole from wence it came and gave it a few prized belts.  It took quite a few minutes before I was satisfied it was lodged home but it seemed to be ok.  I borrowed some swarfega, cleaned myself up and proceeded to the UFO club.  We got there about midnight but it didn’t really kick off until that time anyway.  it wasn’t a Pink Floyd night but we saw them a number of times after that anyway.  it was a great experience.  The crowd were all virtually hippies and most of them were 8 miles high.  The evening also included a “happening”  which was basically a huge fabric snake into which the revellers climbed and danced around the room - all 60 feet of it.  We never went back but in those days you visited as many venues as you could manage.  It was a great evening if only a little bizarre.  The metal slug held up for about two months and eventually popped out again but I took it back to the engine shop and had a new one fitted.  The car took me through a number of years and eventful holidays until a Danish Drunk  bent it out of shape in Munich - it still lasted a year more but it was a bit sad looking at the end.  That remind me of another story.

 Before closing completely and talking about UFO’s,  it has also reminded me of the nights in Wingham when Paul and I , independently, saw a number of UFO”s.  We were and are convinced they were real and I actually saw another bunch years later.  Perhaps they were looking for the UFO club as well?

Brian Rider
THE MUCH TRAVELLED BIRD

This is me with our budgie - Bobby.    When we left to go back to England, my sister - Pat.  Took care of him in London, Ontario.   We came back to Canada just a few weeks later and repossessed our Bobby.  it was winter and quite cold.  We carried him through the streets right down Dundas St to where we were staying at the time.  A flat above a restaurant.  He was a lovely, lively bird always greeting you with a song.    Just a couple of  weeks later he dropped dead on his perch.  The trip through the cold had simply been too much for the poor little bird.  The whole family sat down and cried.  Even my Dad.

Brian Rider
 
 
(800) 965-9020
Fax: (954) 241-5054
info@classquest.com
Copyright © ClassQUEST Corp